brenda would have fucking pwned saddam's face

say it for me, jason, and say it LOUD:

And by God “Beverly Hills 90210” was the perfect escape from the bombing of Baghdad.

just... wow.

tremendous upside: who the fuck is bambi... and how dat bitch taste?

it's hubie's phrase, really, it is. but hubie belongs to us all. and so should willie, who i remember reading about like... 4 years ago? 5? time flies when you're having* fun**.

“He’s got tremendous upside, but a lot of guys have tremendous upside,” Brandt said in a telephone interview. “A lot of them just never reach the top of it.”

...

Beyond football, Glenville State has been a cultural awakening for Williams. As he talks about playing horseshoes and eating venison, he smiles and flashes his eight gold-capped teeth.

“All I could think of was Bambi,” Williams said of eating venison. “But when I finally tasted it, it wasn’t that bad.”

Because Glenville’s lone McDonald’s closes at 11 on most nights, Williams has also started cooking on a George Foreman grill.

“I be feeling like George Foreman sometimes because I have that Foreman grill on fire,” he said. “You can throw throw anything on there.”

That includes French fries and family packs of steak that Williams cooks for teammates.

“We eat like real vikings,” he said.

enjoy the ephemera. and viva la willie, ad infinitum--you'll always be havin' wingspan unbelievable with us at girthy, brother.

ok, now that that shit's over...

what happened? looks like we're around 210 b.c. these days, peeps, and girthy's missed the summer. too busy not watching the farce in the far east.

we just wear their t-shizz.

on the plus side of freedom: we did sit out the national anthem at the actually-in-reality-next-to-but-originally-billed-and-sold-(falsely)-as-the-LA$T-PLAY-@-$HEA... and then stood after it ended and out-cheered everyone else right after.

of course, our cheers were, "GO TORTURE!" and "TORTURE RULES! GO USA! GO TORTURE!" girthy got us some funny looks--but, people, these were fucking billy joel fans. like we used to be.

then we stood up again, later on... and left as soon as billy gave us this vital cue: "...and on guitar... jon mayer."

your bacon is always a wonderland.