let's bang denmark, baby (day 3 open thread)

as of 12:35 ET, it's looking something like:

1: Sweden: 3 - 0
2: Canada: 2 - 0
2: Germany: 2 - 0
4: Russia: 1 - 1
4: GB: 1 - 1
4: Japan: 1 - 1
4: China: 1 - 1
8: US: 0 - 2
8: Denmark: 0 - 2
10: Suisse: 0 - 3

DID YOU KNOW: the danish team features this year's version of the Johnson Sisters? they're also 0 - 3 right now--and on a deadly collision course to smack face first into beefy-armed bitchy clique queen debbie mccormack, and her heathers-like team of catty stoners. look, out Danish Johnson Sisters; because just like an out-of-control luger, DEBBIE MCCORMACK'S UNI-CHIN AND WELL-BRUSHED LOCKS WILL STOP YOU LIKE A BRICK POLE!

and that's cold, bitches, cold... because on the ice no one can hear you scream.