Sunday, September 28, 2008

natural selection

don't worry. you, too, can raise a holier-than-thou child... literally. just make sure he's (NOTE: must be a He, like jesus was, cuz girls are the devil, silly!) been officially run through the catholic dog and pony show, with documentation, mind you.

hey, welcome to Chaminade.

School Motto: We are better than you.
School Fight Song: Onward Christian Soldiers, or #509 in the CBP
Students Pledge: To be more tolerant of other white people.
Famous Sponsors/Alumni: D'Amato, Suozzi, O'Reilly
Cost of Sponsor-/Alumni-Purchased Sports and Activities Complex: $20 million dollars
Cost of Your Soul: Fucking priceless!

on a serious note, ban Chaminade from competing against or interacting with any public school in this country. and certainly—obviously—here in a secular country, Chaminade should not be getting a fucking dime from the feds, directly, indirectly, infrastructurely—whatsofuckingever. right?

go peddle your crazy xenophobic bullshit somewhere else.

7 comments:

Cake Sitter said...

“This is how we do it, and you’re welcome to be part of our family, but we have rules.”

The rule being, bye-bye if you're not one of us?

Take that, and then contrast it with this sentiment:

"Brother Carty, who founded De La Salle Academy, a nonsectarian, coeducational middle school on the Upper West Side in the Catholic tradition, said his school accepts students of any religious faith, including Buddhist, Hindu and Muslim students. He said the school does not teach the sacraments, although students pray every morning and are expected to practice their faith, whatever it is."

And really, what is wrong with that approach, if you're into (and can afford) a religious education?

Cake Sitter said...

I have nothing to say, except that the spam word verification says "bocun." Which sounds pretty cool.

KACattack said...

I too have nothing to say except I now want bacon.

The Icepick said...

Bacon!   Bacon!!  Bacon!!!


I love Caturday!

The Ледоруб (The Ice Ax?) said...

PWNED!!!!

KACattack said...

By the way, the labels on your posts are fucking priceless.

KACattack said...

By the way, I'm your sister and I have a blog. If you can pull your head out of your own self-centered asshole and acknowledge that for five seconds, that'd be cool.