Luol Deng may or may not be a dementor.
so true. also, as always, all hail clyde, and bemoan the sad loss of his online dictionary.
Friday, December 12, 2008
this week's best blog post fucking ever
as a follow-up to the Big Doo post below, virtual hat's off to the always epic Posting n' Toasting, with this virtuoso performance/tour de force/ass-kick of an analysis:
so true. also, as always, all hail clyde, and bemoan the sad loss of his online dictionary.
so true. also, as always, all hail clyde, and bemoan the sad loss of his online dictionary.
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The best random Walt Frazier announcing quote I can think of:
After a bucket by Olden Polynice against the Knicks, Clyde once said: "'Poly' meaning 'many.' Many ways to score." I worked that reference into a high school hoops story I wrote about 10 years ago. God bless the copy editor who left it in there.
Where was the Clyde-to-English dictionary and how come there isn't a greater outcry at its demise?
Holy crap! I just checked out the Posting and Toasting post. I like the haircut photos. I guess Vinny Del Negro had to return some videos. Otherwise, he was pissed because Ben Gordon put the ice cream spoon directly on the table, and not the carton.
When the Bulls play the Celtics, does Vinny Del Negro yell at Ray Allen, "Let's see you get reservations at Dorsia now!"
"Is that a rain coat?"
(er, what I should have had Vinny Del Negro saying to Ray [Paul] Allen:)
"TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!"
Little known fact: Vinny Del Negro does a thousand stomach crunches every morning, then adds an exfoliating gel scrub on his face. He always uses an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. He then adds moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
And I was talkin' to your mother
just the other night.
I told her I thought you were an asshole.
She said, "Yes. I think you're right."
Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'cause you're an aaaassss...hole tonight.
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