inaugurally girthy

briefly, some girthy rules:

• caps are optional, and generally frowned upon. we usually cap proper nouns and real names. but not always.
• headers are all lowercase.
  
• teh internetz speak is allowed within context.
• The Girth runs the show and is final arbiter of all things girthy.
• if it's not girthy, then it's OT... gtfo.
• we strongly encourage posts that are tl;dr.