Wednesday, February 17, 2010

on second thought, fuck the entire axis (day 2 thread)

here's the open comments thread for day 2 of the THE DEATH POOL.

we here at girthy also pre-celebrate the expected US firebombing of the german she-curling team, much like dresden mixed with a bit of shock & awe--albeit on ice. stay tuned as bitchy-looking US skip debbie mcormack bravely pilots our hopes and dreams straight down the muthafuckin' rhine, before dropping a stone into an unprotected 3-meter exhaust port in the side of the Berlin Wall.

god bless afuckingmerica!

discuss...

7 comments:

girthy said...

btw, if you weren't afraid, 1211, you will be, YOU WILL BE...

US skip debbie mcormack (whose name i may be intentionally misspelling, or unintentionally not) grew up shooting fucking womprats in beggar's canyon--with curling stones.

then, her and her close-knit group of girlfriends would gather round the corpses, and eat out their still-beating hearts, while the warm womprat blood would stlowly trickle down their chins, before starting to congeal and freeze somewhere between chins 3 and 4. yeah.

The Ледоруб (The Ice Ax?) said...

They're not much bigger than three meters.

The Ледоруб (The Ice Ax?) said...

WTF? Why isn't Russia-Denmark on CNBC-2???

Nevermind. Break out the Vodka, бздун! I am going to open you all up and climb inside your bellies to stay warm!!!

And then you can by me an appropriate related gift (this rules):

Drop the Knife, the Tauntaun Sleeping Bag is Now Real

The Ледоруб (The Ice Ax?) said...

And then you can "buy" me the Tauntaun, too (stupid reliance on spell check -- it flew past the Russian, though).

girthy said...

the inside of that bag is lined with soft, caressing faux entrails. awesome!

KACattack said...

I'm now going to check your freezer for human heads...

The Ледоруб (The Ice Ax?) said...

And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.

I love the padding inside that sleeping bag. And check out the zipper!

As soft and furry as her belly may be, there's been many a cold night where I was worried PublisherCat would look at us as the tauntaun instead, at least until Han gets the shelter built.