here's the open comments thread for day 2 of the THE DEATH POOL.
we here at girthy also pre-celebrate the expected US firebombing of the german she-curling team, much like dresden mixed with a bit of shock & awe--albeit on ice. stay tuned as bitchy-looking US skip debbie mcormack bravely pilots our hopes and dreams straight down the muthafuckin' rhine, before dropping a stone into an unprotected 3-meter exhaust port in the side of the Berlin Wall.
god bless afuckingmerica!
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btw, if you weren't afraid, 1211, you will be, YOU WILL BE...
US skip debbie mcormack (whose name i may be intentionally misspelling, or unintentionally not) grew up shooting fucking womprats in beggar's canyon--with curling stones.
then, her and her close-knit group of girlfriends would gather round the corpses, and eat out their still-beating hearts, while the warm womprat blood would stlowly trickle down their chins, before starting to congeal and freeze somewhere between chins 3 and 4. yeah.
They're not much bigger than three meters.
WTF? Why isn't Russia-Denmark on CNBC-2???
Nevermind. Break out the Vodka, бздун! I am going to open you all up and climb inside your bellies to stay warm!!!
And then you can by me an appropriate related gift (this rules):
Drop the Knife, the Tauntaun Sleeping Bag is Now Real
And then you can "buy" me the Tauntaun, too (stupid reliance on spell check -- it flew past the Russian, though).
the inside of that bag is lined with soft, caressing faux entrails. awesome!
I'm now going to check your freezer for human heads...
And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.
I love the padding inside that sleeping bag. And check out the zipper!
As soft and furry as her belly may be, there's been many a cold night where I was worried PublisherCat would look at us as the tauntaun instead, at least until Han gets the shelter built.
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