the final word: tough sheet, losers

and... it's ovah.

the winner of the golden medal goes to SWEDENLAND! silver (or first loser) to CANADIA! and copper to CHINA. enjoy your penguin job, suissers.

now, as is our editorial privilege here at girthy, we bring you a direct cut/paste from the first (and apparently only) comment of our winning contestant, from yesterday's thread:

I felt the time was right to make my one and only appearance on this blog as I graciously accept my team's gold medal win. Please know, I appreciated your efforts during these Olympic games--alas, you all fell beneath the mighty Swedish hammer.

Sweden has contributed much to the world: ABBA, meatballs, Ace of Base, those yummy gummy fish. You might not be aware of this, but they are also the inventors of dynamite...or as I like to call her, Anette Norberg.

I salute you, worthy competitors, and await your virtual obeisance.

Betala bitches!
The Hammer

yeah.

so, on that immaculate grace note, see you fuckers in four years (when we also begin DEATH POOL coverage of women's biathlon) JUNE--for MUTHAFUCKIN' WORLD CUP FOOTBALLIN' ACTION FROM APARTHEID-LAND!

be girthy...