o hai! been awhile. thank god for dead presidents.
The Official 2010 She-Curling Death* Pool
Winner: 120 "Stones"
Loser: 60 "Stones"
3rd Place: 20 "Stones"
20 Stones per Team Entry
TEAMS--UPDATED WITH PARTICIPANTS:
Canada -- Jimmy
China -- Duke of Pools
Denmark -- Mike Nelson
Great Britain -- Andy Debes
Germany -- 1211 Minerva
Japan -- 159 Malts
Russia -- Vig
Switzerland -- KC
Sweden -- Liz
USA -- Joe (arrgh)
STANDINGS >>
TV Schedule:
QUALIFYING (ROUND ROBIN)
2/16 5:00pm – 8:00pm ET CNBC (24/771)
2/17 12:00pm – 3:00pm ET USA (38/738)
2/18 2:30am – 5:00am ET CNBC (24/771)
2/18 3:00am – 6:00am ET MSNBC (23/723)
2/18 5:00pm – 8:00pm ET CNBC (24/771)
2/19 12:00pm – 3:00pm ET USA (38/738)
2/19 10:00pm – 1:00am ET CNBC (24/771)
2/20 5:00pm – 8:00pm ET CNBC (24/771)
2/21 12:00pm – 3:00pm ET MSNBC (23/723)
2/21 10:00pm – 1:00am ET CNBC (24/771)
2/22 3:00am – 5:30am ET MSNBC (23/723)
2/22 5:00pm – 8:00pm ET CNBC (24/771)
2/23 12:00pm – 3:00pm ET USA (38/738)
2/23 10:00pm – 1:00am ET MSNBC (23/723)
2/24 3:00am – 5:30am ET MSNBC (23/723)
POTENTIAL TIEBREAKER ROUND:
2/24 5:00pm – 8:00pm ET MSNBC (23/723)
MEDAL ROUND:
Semis:
2/25 12:00pm – 3:00pm ET USA (38/738)
Bronze: Winner receives 20 Stones)
2/26 12:00pm – 3:00pm ET USA (38/738)
Gold: (Winner receives 120 Stones | Loser receives 60 Stones)
2/26 6:00pm – 9:00pm ET CNBC (24/771)
* ALL stones will IMMEDIATELY be awarded to the first team to kill an opponent during a match; this team will be declared the WINNER. Means of death can include any (though stoning is obviously preferred). In the event the death is that of a team member or spectator, this prize will not be awarded in full; however, in this case the 20-Stone 3rd Place Award will instead be vacated, and awarded to the killing team.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
8 comments:
Way to put our addresses on public display, dipshit. "159" would not have sufficed?
Also, enjoy chanting USA, USA, USA!!!!
USA = U Suck Ass! Japan thanks you for all your consumer dollars every day you suckers buy anything. And the thing about those cars, we didn't do it. It was those buttfuckers in Tennessee who were lusting after their sisters who fucked up the assembly line. You, American boy, who LOVES the USA, you need to prepare for harikari, sobooku, sookie, foo manchu, and kimonos and bonsai. Go Japs! Fuck the USA, again.
Tiger Lily Ann says GO HARD...REALLY HARD....sticks and STONES, and she would really like to bite those dikey USA chicks! Oh Josephine, little people rock!
I have a blog. Living with Large. You should check it out.!!!
Crap, pour me some Vodka, bitches!
Germany 9, Russian Federation 5
I, for one, am proud to be part of this tournament. Now look out while I kick all your rocks!
Oh, and KACattack FTW — I fucking laughed out loud at your comment.
-Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Moscow? Hell, no!
-Germans?
-Forget it, he's rolling.
Try to steal me gold?
Chiggity China the chinese chicken! Everything is made in China, including the gold they will take home!!! So appropriate you have U.S.A. girth, TORTURE F^#$%N RULES!
Post a Comment