as of 12:35 ET, it's looking something like:
1: Sweden: 3 - 0
2: Canada: 2 - 0
2: Germany: 2 - 0
4: Russia: 1 - 1
4: GB: 1 - 1
4: Japan: 1 - 1
4: China: 1 - 1
8: US: 0 - 2
8: Denmark: 0 - 2
10: Suisse: 0 - 3
DID YOU KNOW: the danish team features this year's version of the Johnson Sisters? they're also 0 - 3 right now--and on a deadly collision course to smack face first into beefy-armed bitchy clique queen debbie mccormack, and her heathers-like team of catty stoners. look, out Danish Johnson Sisters; because just like an out-of-control luger, DEBBIE MCCORMACK'S UNI-CHIN AND WELL-BRUSHED LOCKS WILL STOP YOU LIKE A BRICK POLE!
and that's cold, bitches, cold... because on the ice no one can hear you scream.
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but they do hear you say "hard, really hard" and make loud grunting noises in german that sound strangely like Ivan Drago's manager in Rocky IV, right before he screams at Dolph to drop the ole hammer on an unsuspecting Apollo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NTUmrOfyUA&feature=related
how you gonna say "STOP THE FIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!" in danish, bitches?
Can I petition Dolph Lundgren to join my sucky Switzerland team??
Are you calling them the Danish Johnson sisters because that one chick looks like she ate the both of them? Wow.
the Danmark girls are not that hot Joe!
Sorry, I kind of dig Debbie McCormick. That was some rock she dropped in there on Team USA's second-to-last throw in the 10th end against the Melancholy Danes. Of course, the last throw, not so much, but I digress.
Didn't know curling could be such a nail-biter to watch. I had to keep telling Icepick Jr. to fetch me a fresh Daddy Soda and go play quietly while his old man watches the end of this end.
Oh, yeah, and лизать мои яички !
(I love GoogleTranslate!!! It's like getting to speak like Sean Connery as Captain Ramius in The Hunt for Красный Октябрь. Though I have no idea how to pronounce any of this, мастурбатора !)
BTW, Girthy, the Danes just sparkede røven og slå det lort ud af dig! in their native language.
Oh, and one more thing. My skip is a blonde 23-year-old economist who apparently has her own fan club (of sorts), and to top it off, the No. 3 is a 19-year-old humanitarian student.
Team Russia FTW!!! Breaking out the Stoli!
Girthy, if it's not Scottish, it's crap. Here's your new favorite blog (a blogroll addition, perhaps?):
http://skipcottagecurling.blogspot.com
The second photo on this post is priceless:
http://skipcottagecurling.blogspot.com/2010/02/armchair-olympics-5.html.
Off-topic, but still on the Olympics.
Fuck NBC, specifically CNBC. Shorten your fucking commercials, because you keep coming out of breaks missing the first few seconds of hockey and forcing your announcers to sheepishly report "welcome back; no change in score."
Can you believe Canada and Switzerland are tied with 1:55 to go in regulation?
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