Adios, tech dudebro journomonsters. |
also, trigger warnings for not being a parody or satire... we think.
Side Note: hey, we been there, too--and the only thing we agree on is the layers. do layers.
Adios, tech dudebro journomonsters. |
# | Date | Race | Winner/Time (*) |
---|---|---|---|
1
|
Mar 16
|
Australian Grand Prix
|
2:00 AM
|
2
|
Mar 30
|
Malaysia Grand Prix
|
4:00 AM
|
3
|
Apr 6
|
Bahrain Grand Prix
|
11:00 AM
|
4
|
Apr 20
|
Chinese Grand Prix
|
3:00 AM
|
5
|
May 11
|
Spanish Grand Prix
|
8:00 AM
|
6
|
May 25
|
Monaco Grand Prix
|
8:00 AM
|
7
|
Jun 8
|
Canadian Grand Prix
|
2:00 PM
|
8
|
Jun 22
|
Austrian Grand Prix
|
8:00 AM
|
9
|
Jul 6
|
British Grand Prix
|
8:00 AM
|
10
|
Jul 20
|
German Grand Prix
|
8:00 AM
|
11
|
Jul 27
|
Hungarian Grand Prix
|
8:00 AM
|
12
|
Aug 24
|
Belgian Grand Prix
|
8:00 AM
|
13
|
Sep 7
|
Italian Grand Prix
|
8:00 AM
|
14
|
Sep 21
|
Singapore Grand Prix
|
8:00 AM
|
15
|
Oct 5
|
Japanese Grand Prix
|
2:00 AM
|
16
|
Oct 12
|
Russian Grand Prix
|
7:00 AM
|
17
|
Nov 2
|
United States Grand Prix
|
3:00 PM
|
18
|
Nov 9
|
Brazilian Grand Prix
|
11:00 AM
|
19
|
Nov 23
|
Abu Dhabi Grand Prix
|
8:00 AM
|
TEAM SCOT skip Eve Muirhead, right, is upset over Anna |
Canadian skip Jenny Jones celebrates on the shit-riddled Sochi after cheating. |
Gaze into that shit like the fuckin' Abyss. |
Games Played
|
Wins
|
Losses
| |||
1
|
4
|
4
|
0
| ||
2
|
4
|
3
|
1
| ||
2
|
4
|
3
|
1
| ||
4
|
3
|
2
|
1
| ||
5
|
4
|
2
|
2
| ||
5
|
4
|
2
|
2
| ||
5
|
4
|
2
|
2
| ||
8
|
3
|
1
|
2
| ||
9
|
4
|
0
|
4
| ||
9
|
4
|
0
|
4
|