The Bronze Age of Curling

TEAM SCOT skip Eve Muirhead, right, is upset
over Anna Morgan's Sloan's "bronzed harlot" look.

thanks again, Bagginsessess NBfuckingC. missed the whole match. we hates it, hates it forever!

plus, this gives our Eve a real sad, which is often confused for her "happy" face.

and, of course, you won't show a replay until tomorrow. so fuck that noise--and 'grats Eve and the gals; youngest medaling she-curling rink of all time!

meanwhile, if you want to watch your Gold Medal Deathpool match, it's on at 8:30 am here, supposedly.

or you can wait until 5 pm when it's being shown on your TVboxes, on replay, with the Curling Bros. make sure your doorknobs are clean for their tongues.