The deadly Scottish detective assassin!

so.

if Charlie's Angels were cast more as a curling detective story, then 4 years-ago Eve would maybe have had a bit part, as like Kelly Johnson's neighbor's dying foreign sister or something. she'd be in it for an episode--maybe a two-episode arc, at best.

but a few years have passed. and no, i'm not sure how i missed the 2012 WOMEN'S CURLING CALENDAR!?!, but Eve was all over it--literally. and, let's be honest, it's a real step-up...

but we've all been through that slutty bagpipes stage; it's something you outgrow, hopefully.

now, though?

like a non-terrifying, 30 years-younger Claire Forlani, she's become curling-hot enough for all three angels, all by herself.

and just as deadly.