well, that shit was fast.
thanks to Anna Morgan's hot rocks, and Eve's total EVE-ness--plus a crucial McCormack Choke JobTM that gave TEAM SCOT an epic 7-stone end by air-stoning a rock through the entire 5-stone guard, past the button, through the back end and well into Siberia by the time it stopped sliding--it's over.
fastest mercy rule in the history of all Olympics--or exactly the fitting comeuppance Zeus himself intended when he first created the sport out of thunderbolts and human skulls, back for the original Games? you decide.
can't wait until 5am tomorrow morning when TEAM SCOT deals with the Empire's dangling, discarded, half-French former North American appendage. we'll cover it here, live, of course, with frequent real-time telephone updates planned.
UPDATE: we've found some live footage of TEH DEB's epic air-stone, and its horrible, climate-altering aftereffects. if you have small children following at home, you may want to cover their eyes.
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How do you say: "I can't remember my f'cking password, google! And I just wasted 15 minutes trying to leave this comment. For fuck's sake!" in Japanese?
well, if you're using kanji, it's sort of like 私は私のクソパスワードを思い出すことができない、グーグル！そして私はこのコメントをしようとしている15分を無駄にした。性交の為に！
but phonetically, it sounds more along the lines of Watashi wa watashi no kusopasuwādo o omoidasu koto ga dekinai, gūguru! Soshite watashi wa kono komento o shiyou to shite iru 15-bu o muda ni shita. Seikō no tame ni!
lol deep impact! 0-4 god bless America but not mike nelson apparently!
Dear JJ, thank you for taking the time to translate that for me at 5:22 AM.
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