let's do visual analogies of the things i think of when NBC "covers" the semifinals like a "real" sport:
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we now return you to your commercials, replays of other sports, pontification from the fucking windowlickers in the "analysis" studio, and the two curling bros mouthbreathing their way through the occasional "coverage."
those are all air quotes because we use them to show "emotion." as in, "i fucking hate you NBC. and, also, YOU, Canadia."
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So much morning drama. Canada kicking girthys stones. HARD, really HARD.go jen Jones...make it impossible for eve to block that end..see, girthy, i am watching....I so love Hard..
Can Anna share her make-up secrets? It must be really HARD to do such a whorey lookin paint job. So jealous. Hey, new pool...how many times is the word HARD used? Rock on Canada! Also, liking the word "hammer"
jill officer " laying down the law" are these clowns kidding me!!??
yeah, Duke, these are the curling bros! we haven't had to listen to them yet because they've been covering Nelson's team (insert laughter here)... but they're fucking awful.
and, appropriate.
It's been a HARD Day's Night, Great Britain! And you've been curling like a ho....
You know what was on the ice that impeded her shot? A clump of her mascara...
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